The three original Limited Playmakers break down the NBA Playoffs gangbang style
Black Butter responds to Long Ball Larry and gives a well-deserved shout-out to a white supremacist gang in a Georgia prison
The epic debate between two severely limited playmakers continues
Long Ball Larry and Black Butter discuss disrespecting LeBron, PED’s in the NBA, closet homosexuals, the Clippers chances of winning a championship this season, and so much more in their first debate since this site’s early days. Don’t call it a comeback, we’ve been here for years.
Long Ball Larry talks about the SEC Championship game between Alabama and Georgia; David Whitley’s strange column on 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s tattoos; David Stern fining the San Antonio Spurs for sitting their star players; a European soccer player who got kicked off his team for taking a dump in the woods; the upcoming movie Les Miserables; R. Kelly’s new chapters of “Trapped in the Closet”; Ron Fournier’s latest column on fatherhood; and much more on today’s edition of “Worthwhile Observations.”
Long Ball Larry describes a Saturday with The Watermelon Mamba.
In this daily Limited Playmakers segment, Long Ball Larry explores every nook and cranny of the Internet in order to bring you his recommended reading for the day—along with some conjecture of his own. He does it so you don’t have to; he does it because he cares. Rodgers’ Surpassing Favre’s Legend — Jim Souhan, [...]
In this now-daily Limited Playmakers segment, Long Ball Larry explores every nook and cranny of the Internet in order to bring you his recommended reading for the day—along with some conjecture of his own. He does it so you don’t have to; he does it because he cares. How NBA Labor Talks Fell Apart — [...]
In this now-daily segment on Limited Playmakers, Long Ball Larry explores every nook and cranny of the internet in order to bring you his recommended reading for the day—along with some conjecture of his own. He does it so you don’t have to; he does it because he cares. Stern continues to skew facts in [...]
I’m watching tonight’s game with Limited Playmakers’ own Christopher Rawle and a few other compatriots. I don’t feel like writing a real post, so I’m just going to write a running diary where I will be jotting down whatever random thoughts come to my head, with very little editing, throughout tonight’s BYU-Utah game. Let [...]
After 8 months of waiting, the first Saturday of college football has finally come and gone. Armed with five televisions and a slew of snacks and supplies, I spent my entire weekend eating, drinking, screaming, and enjoying the finest sport on earth. At this rate, I should look like Charlie Weis in about 3 months—though, [...]
Long Ball Junior will enroll in kindergarten this fall. To be honest, I couldn’t be more excited to drop the little guy off for his first day (technically half-day) in a classroom filled with more glue than every single child in America could ever use in a lifetime…a classroom filled with awkward conversations about boogers [...]
The LP Network is proud to announce the arrival of the newest member of our family: Limited Politicos. Samuel Langhorne is the Editor-in-Chief of Limited Politicos. When we were thinking of expanding the LP Network beyond Limited Playmakers and into politics, we knew we had to convince Langhorne to run the site. We asked Long [...]
Dirk Nowitzki is a champion. Jimmer is a King. The NBA Draft is over. A lockout looms. Every other sports site has already written their “year in review” articles for the past NBA season. How are we supposed to process all of this information? Where do we go from here? The answers lie within our [...]
This is Part II of an ongoing debate between Long Ball Larry and Black Butter. Click here to read Part I BB: I feel like even acknowledging the cream question just keeps it on the forefront of our conversation. As for the LeBron infatuation, I think he’s the best all-around player in the league and better [...]
Everyone here at Limited Playmakers has been looking forward to this showdown since the day this site was first founded. Black Butter is a big-time LeBron supporter (a LeBron-athon, as Long Ball Larry calls LeBron lovers); Long Ball Larry is a fan of the Los Angeles Lakers, and the biggest Kobe Bryant fan/apologist on the [...]